Rinse, lather, repeat.
So, anyway, I've been trying to keep a lid on my temper for a few weeks now, but this week I've pretty much had it. I've been saying for some time that your elected leaders don't give a thin shit about you.
Do you need any more proof than you've seen over the last few months? I mean, I've commented many many times over the years on how damn stupid you are, America. Anyone with a decent speech reading capability and a teleprompter can snowblind you with bullshit in a few seconds. You are racist and you are ignorant. We can pretty much accept that, because there is no other explanation for someone like Barack HUSSEIN Obama being elected to the highest office in the country when he refused to provide even the most basic documentation of his fucking citizenship.
By the way, I want to make this clear right now. I'm not one of those folks trying to get him removed from power because he's "obviously not an American citizen because he wasn't born here." Truthfully, I don't care. Where Obama's mom managed to shit him out is completely irrelevant to the amount of damage that shitheel has done to my country. He could have been born on the Statue of Liberty's sandaled toes for all I care. What amazes me is that this is another of a long line of lies, obfuscations, half-truths, and downright evasions that he has gotten a completely free pass from the media on.
Hell, I still can't understand why John McCain gave him a free pass on his association with Bill Ayers. Jesus, do you people even remember that we're supposed to not really like terrorists? Obama associated with one for decades and you don't even blink!
If I'm running the McCain campaign in 2008, Obama's association with Ayers would have been the forefront of every ad I ran. No matter what point I wanted to make, the end of the commercial would state clearly, "Just a reminder, my opponent, Barack Hussein Obama, willingly and intentionally associated with and supported a known domestic terrorist for over two decades. Is that the kind of man you think should be in America's highest office?"
He's openly racist, as are his most fervent supporters, and I've told you this over and over again. He's also either irredeemably incompetent, or outright malicious and devoted to the destruction of our country and way of life, which is why his policies and procedures have worsened the economy despite claiming to have "saved" a shit ton of jobs. Hey, you ever notice that he never "creates" jobs? He always "saves" them? This is because you can't ever prove he didn't save the jobs!
"Hey Joe? Still working for Ace Construction?"
"Yeah. Obama saved my job."
Really? I wonder how. According to my data, his incompetence has lost a bunch of jobs-- about 125,000 every twenty days or so-- despite spending $1.3 trillion of your money.
But really, I don't feel like blogging about this today. Obama has had a fairly stable Rasmussen Poll for the last several months. Basically, the same people think he's an idiot that did in January, and the same people are deluded into thinking he's the goddamn messiah that were in 2008.
What I want to talk about is how much your government respects you. In 1776 our forefathers decided that they'd had enough of tyrannical government. They drew a line in the sand and said, "Here will I stand, and you shall not pass." There was blood, and tears, and when the smoke cleared there was a new country and a new concept of government.
The idea was simple. The people do not exist to serve the government. The government exists to serve the people. The people are not a cash cow for the governmental checkbook. They have rights, one of the most important of which is the right to be free from excessive governmental influence and meddling in their lives.
This is basic. Most schoolchildren are taught this. The problem is, they are never taught what it means to be free. Freedom means responsibility. It means having to make your own tough choices and live with the consequences.
We are not free today. Carlos Mencia proved that once. He told a joke about, in his words, "A nigger, a spic, and a honky..." (Mencia is Hispanic, of Honduran descent.) At the end of the joke he flatly told his audience, "You think you're free? Tell that joke at work on Monday."
The stupid part? The audience laughed. They thought that was the joke, never realizing that they were the joke.
We can't say what we want in America today. If I punch you in the face, I get prison time for assault. If I punch you in the face and you're gay, I get twice the prison time because it's a hate crime-- whether that was the reason I punched you in your fool mouth or not!
And our government? They don't give a shit about you. Let's look at some of the facts, shall we? (Oh noes! Angry D is going to the fact bukket again!)
Fact one: The American people overwhelmingly hate Obamacare. They are disgusted with Nancy Pelosi's little comments like "We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it."
No, Nancy, you do not. If you were half the patriot you claim to be then you would understand your responsibility to the American people to protect us from garbage legislation. Unfortunately, the only thing your stupid ass understands is power. You're like a Sith Lord without the cool lightsaber. You want the power that putting one sixth of the American economy under your thumb brings you, but you have never demonstrated even the merest shred of an understanding of responsibility. This is why the American people have never given a congress under your control a rating higher than 12% approval.
We hated Obamacare before it was passed. That's why you had to call for vote at midnight on a Saturday-- twice-- to get the motherfucker passed. How dare you sit there on your smugly self-righteous high horse and act shocked that we aren't happy with you when you ignore us?
Bear in mind, America, I've been telling you for almost a half decade now-- since before Pelosi took office as Speaker in 2007 three and a half years ago-- that she was ignoring your flat orders and wishes. When gas climbed to $4.77/gallon, she refused to even discuss drilling ANWR. (And if Republicans had any sense they would have used that-- again and again-- in the 2008 elections. Gas was still over $3.50/gallon, and you idiots let democrats blame Bush instead of hammering home the point I've brought up time and again-- Gas was $2.10 when Pelosi took office in 2007 and was more than twice that less than a year later thanks to her bungling. Am I the only person with a copy of Excel and the ability to make a fucking graph with it?)
They ignored you on gas prices. They ignored you on Obamacare.
So what happens? Missouri voters tell Obama and his clowns No, We Are Not Interested In Your Healthcare, and that empty-headed mouthpiece speaking for the White House, Robert Gibbs, says, "Well, it doesn't matter. The federal government can do whatever they want."
Really. You really think so, Mr. Gibbs? I suggest you answer carefully. In 1860 there was a little rumpus you may have read about that occurred when the federal government decided they had ultimate authority. 700,000 dead, Mr. Gibbs. Go pull up an archive of newspapers from 1859 sometime, dear reader, and compare them to Newsweek or your local rag. If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you're dumber than I thought-- which is going some because I'm convinced there are things in my ferret's litter pan that are smarter than the average American.
Let me put Gibbs's response in plain English: "We don't give a shit what the American people think about our mandates and laws. We are going to pass them whether you want them or not. We are going to make you pay for them whether you want them or not, and we are going to make you use them whether you want them or not."
(By the way, dear reader, I told you in 2006 that if you put another democrat in the White House this would happen. You were too busy blaming Bush for a recession we weren't even in yet and cheering the NFL for refusing to allow Rush Limbaugh to become a part owner because he's supposed to be racist to pay attention to the country that was being stolen from you.)
Fact two: The American people overwhelmingly support Arizona, especially since Arizona is actually doing nothing more than enforcing federal law in the first place!
Gee Mr. Obama, if you would do the fucking job, Arizona wouldn't have to do it! What a concept! Remember when we had a president with some balls, who took responsibility and accepted it?
Unfortunately, instead of the federal government saying to themselves, "Hmmm... non-Americans don't have rights in America any more than Americans have rights in, say, Turkey (Google "Americans in Turkish prisons" sometime.)" These degenerate assheads instead take the path of, "If we allow illegal immigrants to come into the country then they will consume resources. Because they want those resources, they will vote (illegally, of course, but why stop now?) for my campaign. This will get me in power as long as I sponsor and support bills designed to give them those resources. Fuck it! It's not my money!"
Guess what, folks? You can hold your swastika signs and claim it's "racist" to want to keep illegal immigrants out of the country, but you still haven't remembered the basic premise of the argument:
IT AIN'T YOUR FUCKING MONEY!
Does that hammer through your thick fucking skull, Obama? As long as you're stealing my income to pay for them, you keep those illegals out of my country, dig? You'll note that I'm not phrasing that as a request because it isn't one. You work for me.
But hey, never mind. Yet another activist judge ignores the Constitution and decides to try to hamstring the law, because flatly ignoring the stated wishes of 88% of the goddamn people is somehow now the "American Way." By the by, I remind you again, that this law was put in place to assist Arizona in enforcing a federal code!
Fact three: The BP oil spill was the fault of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barack Obama, and others like them.
Here's a reality they'd rather you didn't think about. No one wants to drill a mile and a half under water. It's difficult and it's deadly.
What do you do if you have a leaking valve or a blowout on a land-based oil reservoir? I'll tell you, in small words: You walk up to the fucking thing and you turn a valve that shuts the oil off. There, spill stopped. Begin cleanup. Wasn't that easy?
What do you do if you have a leaking valve or a blowout on a shallow water oil rig? I'll tell you that, too. You send a diver down to turn a valve that shuts the oil off. There, spill stopped. Begin collection and cleanup. Wasn't that easy?
What do you do if you have a leaking valve or a blowout on a deepwater oil well more than a goddamn mile below the surface, in an area of the ocean you're forced by shortsighted environmental law to drill in?
Well, you let it leak for four months because you can't physically get down to the damn thing to cap it, while the President of the United States goes on television to use his kids as an insipid, puerile talking point, "Daddy, did you pwug the icky weak inna oshun yet?"
How damn sad is it that Obama is so incompetent as a leader and administrator that he has to resort to using his kids as a human interest shield? By the way, these are the same kids that he declared "off limits" during the campaign, while his campaign strategists were attacking Bristol Palin. Last time I checked, that young lady was not running for office, either, so let me now say what should have been said during the campaign:
"Mr. Obama, your kids are fuck ugly. Worse than that, the ivory tower education you're subjecting them to is a clear indication that you lack faith in the public educational system you demand for the rest of America. By virtue of this evidence, you are a hypocrite and a liar. Worse than that, your kids are probably going to be just as disconnected from reality and disassociated from the 'commoners' as you and the wife who wears $500 sneakers to a soup kitchen are. Oh, and your kids are fuck ugly."
Let's not forget, I told you in 2007 to pester Nancy Pelosi with calls until she allowed a vote on drilling ANWR. Even with gas at $4.88 a gallon you couldn't be bothered. It was easier to blame Bush. Now, I'm not saying that drilling ANWR would have prevented this calamity. I am damn sure saying, however, that if the democrats would get out of our fucking way and let us drill for our own oil in our own property on areas that are easy to get to and set up equipment in then the likelihood of a catastrophic leak and massive environmental damage is drastically reduced.
Oil on land-- sits there.
Oil in water-- spreads out and floats around.
You tell me, moron. Which one is easier to clean up?
And by the way, the planet is doing a pretty good job of cleaning this shit up without us. You know, much like it did in 1979 after the Ixtoc I oil spill where there was almost no cleanup what-so-fucking ever!
Let me be clear here: if Pelosi had listened to us in 2007, gas would be cheaper, the economy would be in better shape because energy would cost less, therefore manufacturing and shipping costs would be reduced, and we might have averted one of the largest oil disasters in American history!
Fact four: 81% of the country was against the unethical, illegal and unconstitutional theft of General Motors from its shareholders. There is no legal precedent anywhere in our nation's history for a sitting president to use taxpayer funds to buy out a corporation's stock and use that to fire the CEO by official mandate.
Fact 4a: Ford, which refused the bailout money, is in the black. GM, stolen from its owners and run by Obamandate, is still running in the red.
This what you had in mind when you voted for "Hope and change?" (God! That fucking slogan disgusts me. It doesn't mean anything and it never did. It's now indicative of a failed presidency trying to govern on platitudes and cutesy sayings because ability and competence are in short supply.)
Fact five: Obama and his family have spent more taxpayer money on partying and vacations than you can even imagine. Right now, Michelle Obama is in Spain for a four day trip. Cost to the taxpayer? A mere $2,655 per room, per night for 45 rooms in a five star hotel.
Since your neurons don't seem to fire so good I'll work them there numbahs fer ya:
$2,655 x 45 (rooms) x 4 (nights) = $477,900 . That's half a million dollars your First Lady is spending on a four day vacation while you're eating Top Ramen. Yeah, no excesses or waste in this administration, is there?
I wonder what your kid's school could do with that money?
Plus the fuel for Air Force Two. The security staff. The catering and dining. Flying that goddamn dog around.
This from an administration that flies a pizza chef in from Chicago on the taxpayer dime, and purchases Wagyu steak ($488 per pound) for a little snack.
You know, I stopped reading a very funny web comic a few months ago because I got tired of reading the author's ignorant rants archive (attached to the comics) about President Bush spending time cutting brush on his own fucking property in Texas. I wonder if that same shithead comic author has anything to say about a president that traipses all over the fucking world while you and I pay for it, taking expensive vacations we can only dream about, ordering meals we'll never taste, and generally playing and abusing his office while you and I struggle to cover our grocery bills in the fucking economy he has shit into?
Probably not. This comic author actually had the audacity to berate Jeff Dunham as "not funny," while simultaneously whining piteously that he needed back surgery and 'would his readers please help out by making a paypal donation to his health fund?'
(He also openly said, "I'd like to apologize for Bush's actions, people of the world. He doesn't speak for all Americans." Yeah, well, Obama doesn't bow for me when he sticks his nose up terror supporting asses and chooses to recognize Japan's whining about Hiroshima and Nagasaki.)
Fact five: It ain't all Obama. Alan Grayson had the balls to stand there after the American people have told him, repeatedly, incessantly, ferociously to stop spending our fucking money, and say "You Republicans who have tried to block extending unemployment benefits, you have taken food from the mouths of children. May God have mercy on your souls!"
In the first place, you arrogant, cock-faced shitweasel, you need to step off your self-righteous bandwagon and recognize that you're not spending your own fucking money, you are stealing it from me and from people like me.
You want to feed the hungry? Fine. Do it with your own $300,000 annual salary, you self-important, stuck up fuckwad! Stop stealing from me to make yourself look good. You are no better than an alley thug stealing a wallet, so get off your goddamn high horse for a moment.
By the way, this is the same Alan Grayson that used taxpayer funds to create a DVD of his "highlights" in office (presumably multiple counts of further spending taxpayer money) to send out to Florida residents.
I have but one question for you, Grayson:
HOW DARE YOU?
No, wait, I have another. How do you look yourself in the mirror? Maybe if you did you'd see the real problem with America.
Fact six: Your judges don't care about the will of the people. They only care about their own agenda.
Along with the moron blocking the Arizona immigration bill, we have an openly gay judge who has had to have a writ of mandamas inserted not once but twice during the discovery process due to his interference in a legal battle that, by any standard he should have recused himself from, and then ruled against California Prop 8 in clear violation of legal ethics and legal precedent. Since it was also in violation of common-goddamn-sense I think we can call it the perfect activist judge trifecta.
You want to explain to me how a gay judge remains neutral in a legal dispute involving the legality of gay marriage? Further, you want to tell me where he gets the gall to overturn the clear orders of 700,000 people? No, this does not fall under the equal protection clause, because gays have the same rights you and I have: to marry members of the opposite gender!
Used to be gays were the love that dare not speak its name. Now it's the love that won't shut the fuck up.
Never mind that it's obvious that this judge was biased from the beginning, since he had to be disciplined twice by the most liberal appellate court in the country! Where the fuck does this guy get the idea that he outranks the voting public? This isn't a piece of legislation authored by some whackjob representative, (like, you know, the Obamacare bill). This is a proposition placed before the House by the people of the state!
What. The. Fuck?
Do you need any more, America? Do you need any further evidence that your electorate despises you, holds you in contempt, has zero intention of obeying your orders or carrying out your wishes, and sees you as nothing more than a cash cow to fund their expensive vacations and support their pet projects and feelgood initiatives?
I didn't even bring up the fact that not one, but two democrats have been implicated in the last nine days for ethics violations. Naturally, both of them immediately screamed, "You're RAAAAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIIST!!!!" Because when a black senator breaks the fucking law, it's not really a crime, see? That's only for white folk. That's part of why the goddamn attorney general decided that it was really okay that members of the New Black Panthers threatened and intimidated elderly white voters during the 2008 election. That would be why he dropped the charges after trying to bleat about how RAAAAAAACIIIIST America is.
Yeah. America's racist, Mr. Holder. Because of people like you who hold a double standard. For the record, I don't give a shit about race. I have better reasons to hate someone than the color of their skin-- and at the top of that list is using the color of that skin as a club to compel obedience.
Fact seven: Your elected representatives hold you in utter contempt.
Take a look at this video of Pete Stark, a congressman from California (why am I not surprised?) This is during a town hall meeting where he openly mocks Minutemen (you know, the guys on the border trying to do what the federal government refuses to do and secure our country?). He asks the man, "Who have you killed today?" What the fuck? Hey asshole, that is your goddamn boss! You work for him!
This scumbag politician flatly tells the audience that the federal government can do whatever they like (whether the people want it or not). He calls his constituents fools and murderers.
As you might have noticed, I'm something of an asshole. I take pride in it. However, I have never, ever, seen such unmitigated, arrogant contempt from a government official.
My response: fuck you, Pete Stark. You've forgotten your most basic responsibility as an elected representative. We do not work for you. You work for us! If you can't remember that then you have no business in office.
Thus endeth the lesson.
Is this enough, America? Polls indicate that America will begin to retake the government from these leftist shitbags in November, but is this going to be enough? For one thing, we'll need a strong majority to repeal Obamacare (you know, like 66% of the country wants). We'll need a strong majority to support the Arizona immigration policy (you know, like 58% of the country wants).
It's obvious that you didn't listen in 2007 and 2008 when I told you exactly what would happen if you put Obama in office. Way back in 2005 I even said there would be another major terrorist attempt on American soil if you elected a democrat to the White House. There have been two, Fort Hood and the underwear bomber during Christmas (Oddly ignored by your president for four days. Guess he was on another vacation. Hey, I seem to recall a bunch of really goddamn stupid people complaining about President Bush waiting seven whole minutes to respond to the 9/11 attacks. Why do you insist on giving Obama a free pass on this bullshit?)
You didn't listen to me when I begged you to do something about Nancy Pelosi. You ignored me when I told you the federal government was trying to steal your rights away. You blew me off when I pointed out that FDR's "New Deal" and federal overspending prolonged the Depression.
So... can you hear me now?
STOP SPENDING MY MONEY!
It has been 752 days since President Bush lifted the oil drilling moratorium and Congress has failed to act! (If democrats are the party of the people, why are so many of the people against their policies? You think maybe they're lying to us?)
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